The Muffin was in the kitchen today and she started yelling, "Excuse me, sir...sir, could you please open my pencil box sir." I'm sure she'll start calling me sir in public now. It doesn't help any that she likes to say "sir", "ma'am" or "mommy" at the beginning and the end of a statement. She only calls me sir because she thinks it's funny.
I don't think this will be as embarrassing as when she'd see a man (of any age, color or description) out in public and say, "Do you think that's my daddy?". This happened countless times.
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