The washing machine is running and a Kindermusik CD is playing very loudly. Baby Ellie is wearing a pink & white striped onesie and a very boy-ish orange and blue camouflage bib while drinking a bottle and making noises that sound like a little starving pig. I'm trying to hold the bottle while opening the closet, getting out the laptop and booting it up so that he two phone guys standing in the foyer can see if the internet is working. They walk into the kitchen where I'm struggling to hold the bottle, open the laptop and type in the right password. The Muffin is standing behind me kissing the stove...that's right I said kissing it. I tell her to stop kissing the stove and she smells of my bottom and proclaims, "It smells like a pee pee diaper to me". ( I assure you that my bottom smells fine...we had just finished changing a diaper and Muff said it smelled like poopy and I told her it was pee pee so she said it smelled like pee pee. Now that I've cleared that up...) The phone guys leave and then The Muffin acts normal again.
Now, back to cooking, cleaning and folding laundry...
3 comments:
LOL!! Don't be neglecting yourself like that. I know you about died when she did that in front of the phone guys. Or, maybe you didn't but I sure would have. Thanks for making me laugh today!
LOL! I can't believe she smelled your bottom and said that!!!
Oh dear, I just know I'm gonna love all the things Gooner is going to say to me... especially those awesome phrases spouted in FRONT of other people.
This was a hilarious post.
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